31 Aug 2016

9 Cautionary Tales

One she fell in love with the wrong man
But then is there a right one?

Two he flaunted his wealth...
The IT guys came & took him in handcuffs...

Three she boasted her beauty and teased her friends
Old age came and ruined everything...

Four he let his kid out of his sight for minute
A car came hurtling from the curve! Alas...

Five she didn't pay heed in self defense classes
Now she feels unsafe walking home at night...

Six he gave too much time at work
Now he eats his dinner alone...

Seven she was really possessive
Everybody got frustrated with her and left...

Eight he never hit the gym
Today he is round like a melon...

Nine they never took any risks in life...
Got the Guinness for most boring people on Earth!

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